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“Margaret Grey’s A Little Bird Told Me”–‘Jersey Shore’ star arrested. Did Police beat it?

Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ arrested in NJ beach town

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, N.J. – “Jersey Shore” cast member Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town where the MTV show is based and there was hope early this morning that it had been beaten by over-worked, tired police.

Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd says Polizzi was arrested at around 3:25 p.m. Friday and charged with disorderly conduct after other beachgoers reported it was bothering them. He did not comment on whether it got a much deserved, jail-house beating even though police have become increasingly free to act against a generation of insipid, over-night success, reality show TV stars.

Polizzi was processed at police headquarters and released on a summons. There is additional hope that it will ignore the summons, miss arraignment and get a sure beating then.

MTV spokeswoman Emily Yeomans declined comment because MTV doesn’t really give a shit. It’s arrest came one day after the premiere of the show’s second season.

Telephone messages left for SallyAnn Salsano, executive producer at “Jersey Shore” production company 495 Productions, and Pam LaLima, co-executive producer, were not immediately returned and won’t be.

The show focuses on the escapades of a group of hard-partying, 20-something guineas at a shore house in New Jersey.