General Shaw wept as he talked about putting his mother in a nursing facility. The General chose the place that had the best Sunday ice cream social for the old folks. A place that had the old folks bumping into each other eating ice cream was rejected. The General also talked about the wool jock straps his mother used to knit him.

Later discussions with Larry Grover about the Tea Party had General Shaw so pissed off he traveled to Larry’s house disguised as a pizza delivery man and beat the shit out of him!

Long time horse trainer Cliff King made an appearance this morning from Los Alamitos, CA and talked to Phil about “being 72 and walking the streets of Los Alamitos where everyone’s my friend.” To impress a young waitress at “Egg’s N’ Things” he starts bending the metal legs of chairs across his forehead…

Phil and the crew talked with Frank Grey about a suit brought by the band Spirit against Led Zeppelin for, they claim, lifting a guitar line for “Stairway to Heaven” from one of their songs…

Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy…..Ted says it’s pretty old and may be slightly diseased, but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted’s customers can “savor…” Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan “Ted’s of Beverly Hills…A River of Shit…”

And Bobbie closes the podcast by giving a little backstory for the Cuntington sisters.