Dave Oliva checked in with Phil and the crew to report on a recent trip he took to "Cananada." He said there were lots of cops at baggage claim checking for drugs using drug sniffing dogs. "The cop dogs was sniffing the bags. But that meant all the bags including the one between your legs." With the dogs nose shoved into Dave's crotch he claimed the cop told him to stand there and "take it."
Art Griego commented on a new investigation into the crash of TWA Flight 800 in 1996 while he was helping to host a graduation party for his son. Art got into it with one kid who came back for his 30th microwaved egg-roll, telling the kid "No more egg roll, no more taquitos, no more nothing for you!" as the line went dead.
Don Berman from Channel 19 news reported on game four of the Stanley Cup playoffs, using a newsroom intern pretending to be Brent Seabrook of the Chicago Blackhawks as an interview subject....