Brass Villanueva opened the show to discuss how Bush will be the "Chicano" President. He explained that Bush has used Latin phrases in his inauguration celebrations. "I don't know what they mean, but it's good for Latin pride."
Dave Oliva joined us in the second hour to report that Texas is #1 for executions, but lacks in other law enforcement areas. He argued that the 7 escapees probably used a file baked in a cake or something like that...
The final hour of the show was a rant. It started with Phil talking about his Volkswagen brakes going out. And then it transitioned into a discussion of Castaway, product placement, Helen Hunt's character being a total B - I - T - C - H, and a physical exam.