Ted Bell opened the show to discuss his recent marital problems. He answered his cell phone while his wife was giving him oral sex. She got pissed off, but Ted feels that he has been clear: He's Ted Bell and the cell phone stays on for business.
The second hour started with Margaret Grey at Mardi Gras. Margaret got caught up in the moment and flashed her enhanced boobs. A nine year old boy saw and his grandparents complained. Margaret pushed her "media credentials" in the hotel manager's face and got to stay.
Doug Danger wrapped up the show to talk about Matthew Perry in rehab. Doug thinks that Matt is a spokesman for his generation, carries the show "Friends", and deserves to get a pass for his drug use. As a gay man, Doug knows what the pressure is like.