Ted Bell kicked off the show to talk about the falling stock market. He's now hiring former dot com howners as busboys and parking attendents, so he can put them in their place.
The second hour featured Margaret Grey. She says now that the hispanic population is rising, Margaret can admit that she's hispanic and become the leader of the community.
Bob Greene started the third hour to talk about his expertise as a special FX artist. He wants the Earnhardt autopsy photos because he needs fresh inspiration. He used to do FX for "Alice", "Newhart", and "Full House."
Phil closed the show with a rant about autopsy photos and 911 calls, specically the right to see and hear them. He also ranted about Pollack and Weight Watchers.