Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Bob Green has a book called Cloud Nine where he proposes keeping mentally impaired people on leashes to prevent them rushing the cockpit. SECOND HALF. Phil says he feels safe flying post 9-11.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is swabbing peoples noses outside of stores looking for anthrax. SECOND HALF. Phil and callers talk about Middle East news.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Dave Oliva says Arab spies have infiltrated America because Arabs and Latinos look the same. SECOND HALF. Phil with a flashback. Phil takes calls.