Hour 1: RC Collins says if he's gonna fight in Afghanistan he wants Tiger Woods representing Americans, not Jack Nicklaus. The academy has a foghorn that sounds when a cadet is washed out; he uses it on callers.
Hour 2: VARIETY.
Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says the Springtacular will have to be rescheduled because Janice Greelys husband was caught in the bathroom masturbating. Her husband's underwear was stuck together. The bit ends with Bobbie catching Steve in the bathroom with Kool & The Gang "Celebration" playing. Closes with a flashback of 2002-04-15b and a reprise of Bobby Dooley catching Steve.
