Hour 1: David G Hall says he's gay and is in love with Eric Karros of the L.A. Dodgers, but is just cranking Phil.
Hour 2: Ted Bell in studio promoting a new bowling shirt but he can't 'hit the post' with his jingle. Bobbie Dooley calls in and Harvey Wireman visits the studio.
Hour 3: Bob Green has started the Spades Social Club where men can tell racist jokes without their wives breaking their balls. Phil closes with Margaret Gray singing a brassy blues number about doing domestic chores ("I'm A Woman") and Anne Murray's "Snowbird" with Freudian slips.
