Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about life at home, kids fighting, flashback to Bobbie's turkey baster bit. SECOND HALF. Bob Green and friends are having a male-only dance night at a bar, but they're not gay. He says if anyone gives them trouble, they're gonna rock their world.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray proposes a eugenics program to clone Hollywood's great actors and directors. SECOND HALF. Phil rants about taking the kids to a crowded Harry Potter movie and violent PS2 games.
Hour 3:
Herb Sewell wants the Marines in Afghanistan to install exotic golf courses in Afghanistan, because he's rich and pays a lot of money in taxes. Phil closes with a rant about TV in his house.
