Hour 1:
Bob Green says he's wrote better magic stories than the Harry Potter welfare lady, so he's urging people to go to bookstores and set Harry Potter books on fire.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Rudy Canoza is a store owner who sounds a foghorn alert if fat women come in. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers about things like pro football.
Hour 3:
Vernon Dozier says people should not sing Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' song if they really haven't done things Frank Sinatra's way. Vernon ends up in a bar fight with Lloyd Bonafide after a Sinatra Cover Song goes poorly (R Hutchins). Phil closes with commentary.
