Hour 1:
Chris Norton got fired for telling overweight women at his office they need to wear burkas until they lose some weight.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray cranks Phil by telling him that her son has smallpox. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers.
Hour 3:
Jay Santos says spreading Harry Potter excitement in a Judeo-Christian society might cause problems. Phil closes talking about Britney Spears and wild pigs.