Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Phil discusses how Americans are weary and scared. SECOND HALF. Herb Sewell is a publicity agent who says stars blow all their money on drugs and this supports producers Betty Ford Clinic.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman is constantly farting while Phil talks about news, David G Hall gets upset. SECOND HALF. Radio Free Afghanistan. Phil talks about baseball.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Colleen Kristen Brewster with Wonderful World of Women cruise. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about telethons, Taliban, and al Qaeda.
