Hour 1:
Bobbie Dooley went into her friend Janice's house wearing a surgical mask because it smelled bad.
Hour 2:
Jay Santos with Operation Kringle. He is intercepting childrens letters to Santa Claus and destroying them in a microwave on the popcorn setting in case they are laced with anthrax. He is telling kids that Santa isn't real.
Hour 3:
Chris Norton is offering to give women some human contact by having sex with them. He charges women that look subpar, such as one breast bigger than the other.
