Hour 1: Brad Rifkin is selling a diet plan based upon diarrhea called 'River of Life'. It's all natural, and Brad is having trouble with his computer but says one ingredient is castor bean.
Hour 2: Vernon Dozier heads a neighborhood watch to look for child molesters, but he's the only member and he spends time logging the colors of potential victims panties. The famous ''OAKS'' bit (R Hutchins).
Hour 3: VARIETY.
