Hour 1: VARIETY. Phil memorializes the end of the word Asshole on the Phil Hendrie Show [DJB].
Hour 2: Claude Buchard wants the US to overturn the results of the Olympic ice-skating medals so that Canada wins, otherwise Canada will pull America's license to play hockey.
Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a couples counseling service where he shows husbands how to find their wives G-spots. He sticks his fingers in the vagina with her legs on his shoulders, then shows the husbands where it is. Sometimes he wears a clown suit.