Hour 1: VARIETY.
Hour 2: Chris Norton says that because of feminists like Mavis Leno, American women are uglier than they were in the 1970s, so he needs to date 16-year old girls even though he's 28.
Hour 3: Steve Bosell made a crack at a menstruating woman with his construction workers. They didn't laugh so he fired them, including one who had a kid on dialysis.