Hour 1:
Bobbie and Steve Dooley joins the program live from the Western Estates Homeowners Association Springtacular kickoff event. Bobbie says libraries are just magnets for four eyes and bookworms. She wants to bid on the property the library is sitting on so she can bulldoze it to build their new home.
Hour 2:
High school football coach Vernon Dozier was approached by one of his students who found a 70's porno videotape Vernon starred in called "Cramming For College". Vernon decided to show the video to his health class and as a result he has now been placed on administrative leave.
Hour 3:
Ted Bell of "Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse" explains the procedure they follow when a celebrity customer comes into his restaurant.
