Hour 1:
Paul "Tubby" Lane says he signed a pre-nuptial agreement that allows him to hit his wife because of her peculiar sexual tastes.
Hour 2:
Pastor William Rennick tells Phil that a member of his congregation came to him in confidence and said that he is not in love with his wife of 35 years because he is a homosexual. The Pastor explains that in the black community, "gay don't play" and that's why he has decided to out the man.
Hour 3:
Former pedophile Herb Sewell shares his amazing story about saving a young child's life who passed out in front of a Penguins Frozen Yogurt. Herb would like the mother of the boy to show her gratitude by allowing him take the child to Disneyland for the weekend.
