Hour 1:
Chris Norton joins the program to talk about "Millennium Singles Directory", a respectful list of women's names who have been molested as a child, Chris says that based on his experience these are not good women for a relationship.
Hour 2:
While showing his son how to "pop the clutch" in his Corvette, restaurant owner Ted Bell accidentally hit one of his busboys in the parking lot.
Hour 3:
Margaret Gray sings Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" with her own lyrics. The RC Collins "Blows-A-Meter" sizes up the latest "Teachers" ratings. Phil fell off a ladder yesterday. Phil talks about how he will miss his characters after his retirement. Harvey Wireman reads from futoncritic.com. Phil mentions other radio personalities that he admires and reads some e-mail.
