Hour 1:
Phil's back from filming! Phil discusses being tape delayed in San Diego and the wrap party for "Teachers." Frank Gray has an ice bag on his penis because he told Margaret she had a cold sore. Phil rants about people in television, how he might do 10 years for running a crotch rocket off the road, and then reads some e-mails.
Hour 2:
Jim Sadler wears a leopard brief when he goes to stretching class, he says it's nothing to be scandalized about because he's in great condition.
Hour 3:
Rev.Jim Polly of "Romantic Ministries" is against homosexuality and has stated that best way to convert the homosexuals is to go right into their bedrooms. Just because a person is a sexual deviant doesn't mean they're lost and he will do anything it takes to convert them, even if it's a sex act.