Hour 1:
Austin Amarka welcomes Phil to Phoenix and explains why Arizona doesn't celebrate Martin Luther King day.
Hour 2:
Jeff Dowder claims pureeing hallucinogenic mushrooms will cure cracked feet. Lloyd Bonifide makes the puree and gets high. The Elliot Vaneer show: Elliot was diagnosed with AIDS today! Phil talks about Google Maps, Father McQuarters is upset with the flashback Phil played.
Hour 3:
Bobbie Dooley repainted her neighbors house while they were in Hawaii.