Hour 1:
Phil clarifies the webcast profanity issue. Program director David G. Hall wants to protect Phil from the paparazzi. Phil plugs GeorgeWBush.com and talks about what's coming up on the show. Phil talks about Air America's ratings being in the toilet. Frank Gray goes on the air and tells Margaret he wants four fingers of cutty when he gets home. Jeff Dowder calls from the demolition Derby.
Hour 2:
Bob Greene saw graffiti about him in the female employees restroom, now he wants cameras installed.
Hour 3:
Phil tells hitchhiking stories and reads some e-mail. Larry Grover thinks jazz is the greatest music, upset because he'll never be black or cool. Phil reads a story about Bush writing a bathroom break note. Phil talks about football names.
