Hour 1:
Phil talks about his blog and listener's favorite character quotes on the internet. General Gayland Shaw asks Phil if Mardi Gras will be happening this year, blames Bush for Hurricane Katrina. Phil reads some news and e-mail. Joe Dickhead and the Professor give their NFL picks live from the Tower of Terror at Disneyland.
Hour 2:
Elementary school crossguard Vernon Dozier is giving parents 7 seconds to get their kids out of the car before he takes over the automobile.
Hour 3:
Steve Bosell is suing Kenny Rogers Roasters as well as his wife because of a humiliating incident that occurred there this past weekend involving a lost wallet. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: Art and General Johnson Jameson attempt to make contact with the ghost of Bob Denver.
