Hour One:
Vernon Dozier is on the show to say he has it on good authority that most women who receive child support money spend it on lip hair removal instead of the kids......
Hour Two:
Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.
Hour Three:
Steve Bosell of B&B Construction, Corona, California is contemplating a lawsuit against the Marriott Hotel chain because Mr.. Bosell couldn't perform sexually with his wife in a Marriott Hotel room knowing there was a bible in a drawer close by.