Hour 1:
Steve Bosell is suing Coppertone because Roy Hutchins saw it dripping from his wife's face and decided to make a joke.
Hour 2:
Vernon Dozier thinks soccer stadiums should be spotless after games because Hispanics do domestic work.
Hour 3:
Phil is off to New York... The Phil Hendrie Show presents the ABSL: the American Blind Soccer League. Phil announces the winner of the Ted's of Beverly Hills contest. Phil can't wait for the Dukes of Hazard movie.