Hour One:
Ted Bell is outraged that he was pulled over by the cops, thrown on the ground and cuffed just because, in wanting to see what his new SLR McClaren Mercedes could do, he tried to out run them on the freeway.
Hour Two:
"Lord" Hall enters with his stupid "Imperial March" music and rips Phil for some imagined sexual content on the show,....Phil and Bud talk about Hitler and Jesus switching names.....Phil thinks about half the people you see talking on cell phones aren't talking to anyone but they are too embarrassed to be seen "just not doing anything.".....Phil tells people about www.419eaters.com, a website that tries to mess up those Nigerian clowns that send bogus money claims....Producer Tony Neal wants Phil to take over the Dave Chappelle Show....Bob Bakian reports on celebrating the final episode of Star Trek, Enterprise....
Hour Three:
While soaking in a tub of his wife's Calgon beads, Lloyd Bonafide calls to complain about his "bald-faced liar of a grandson" who is all of five.
