Hour One:
Vernon Dozier listened as a female student told him she and her boyfriend were experimenting sexually and that she was afraid of getting pregnant. Vernon tells Phil that "naturally I got aroused" and that she found out because "I was wearing Spandex cycling shorts" but that he wanted to help her. He advised her to try "the back door."
Hour Two:
Phil raps about Cinco De Mayo and the defeat of the Frogs at Puebla, Mexico. Phil then talks about crank calling KPFK. Mavis, R.C., Lloyd and Bob all call about the Runaway Bride and whether she should apologize for saying a Hispanic man kidnapped her.....Phil does his version of the show he crank called on KPFK....David G. Hall tells Phil not to go near the decapitated girl story...Phil does anyway so David has Bud play hockey game organ music every time Phil opens his mouth....
Hour Three:
A report from Bob Bakian on Comedy Central and Dave Chappelle....Phil talks about getting a flat last night....Harvey and Lloyd debate creationism vs. evolution with both men eventually calling each other monkeys...FDA to ban gay sperm donors....Phil asks what's the deal with donating sperm anyway...like, why?.....Tsunami Sam sings about the Runaway Bride.......Rudy calls to say the most important thing to insure a romantic night out is mouthwash and shaving your underarms....Phil talks about the curse of having a highly developed sense of smell...
