Tuesday, January 4, 2005
Hour 1: Dean Wheeler comes on the program representing an organization called “Hands around the World.” Dean debates Phil’s claim that Thailand has a problem with child prostitution and child pornography. Dean gets deeply offended Phil says he “doesn’t have a whole lot of sympathy for a country that supports child prostitution”. David G. Hall calls in irate with Phil, and forbids him from saying the phrase “child prostitution”, and the conversation leads David to take extreme measures. During a call from a charming woman named Edith, Dean and David break into song. Later, Phil discusses his plan for one day saying the F-word on the air.
Hour 2: Phil talks about Cortaslim and his bad back. Show flashback “death with dignity.” Darren Brown, program director from C93 in Pierre, South Dakota, calls in to ask Phil to talk about the tsunami less; Bud kills him again. Phil talks about native extras in movies.
Hour 3: Vernon Dozer, teacher at Belmont Academy, joins the program to discuss a recent lesson in which he taught his students that George Bush hopes for a holocaust style tsunami that will wipe out the west coast and kill millions of people. Vernon encouraged the kids not to tell their parents about the lesson. One of the students did, and Vernon got a call from the kid’s parents. As the result of this student “sticking a shank so far into Vernon’s back”, he has decided to quit teaching.
