Thursday, July 22, 2004
Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to close down garage sales because they attract psychopaths into neighborhoods.
Hour 2: Harvey Wireman, veteran of WWII, calls from a shopping mall while suffering from the ill effects of digesting Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Hour 3: Professor Jeff Dowder explains that the majority of California’s forest fires are sparked by static electricity from Jackrabbits “hauling ass” through dry weeds and brush.