Hour 1:
Austin Amarka explains how he deals with neighbors who leave a bowl of candy in front of their door on Halloween. Phil talks about celebrating Halloween during his bachelors years.
Hour 2:
Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are on the lookout for kids with backpacks because they might be copycat suicide bombers. Phil talks about being afraid of co-workers and being thrown out of a State beach.
Hour 3:
Chris Norton joins the program to talk about "Stress Relieving Massage Therapy", a new technique he has developed where he'll come straight to your office and give you an "erotic zone" experience.