Hour 1:
Sports anger management specialist Vernon Dozier says Roger Clemens is subconsciously trying to kill Mike Piazza because he's better than him. Phil talks about the "Fuddrucker's" chain of restaurants.
Hour 2:
Lloyd Bonifide calls on his fellow veterans to keep an eye out on their Arab neighbors. Phil talks about peace efforts in the Middle East.
Hour 3:
Phil calls People Magazine in an attempt to resolve a billing dispute. Phil plays "Find the fat girl" in this weeks personals column.
