Hour 1:
Phil talks about TV Shows and merchandising rights. Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are stopping women in local malls and checking them for menopause symptoms.
Hour 2:
Aspiring LAPD officer Dave Oliva says the police has the right to expect privacy when they're "kicking a guys head in" and that if we keep videotaping cops they might not want to do their jobs anymore. Phil talks about the Olympics and the Soviet Union.
Hour 3:
Vice president of Syndication David G. Hall wants Phil to do a "Judge Phil" segment on his show where he calls people dirtbags, scumbags, and whores. Phil talks about the Jethro Tull and the difficulty with his website.
