Hour 1:
Brass Villanueva joins the program, he is proposing that the birthday of Caesar Chavez becomes a national holiday but is hazy regarding exactly what he did. Phil talks about a letter sent to him that included photos of aborted fetuses.
Hour 2:
Phil is joined by Pilot Art Griego, he believes that Flight 800 was brought down by two airline stewardesses with competing diets. Dodger Baseball with Ross Porter & Rick Monday: Dodgers vs. One Legged Female Celebrities.
Hour 3:
Dave Oliva claims that the LAPD busted the heads of celebrities from AMC, MTV, and The Food Network at the recent Democratic National Convention. Dodger Baseball continues.