Hour 1:
"Flip Side Of Love" Gay journalist Doug Dannger feels Barbara Walters and O.J. Simpson might have "got something going on" after the recent cancellation of his appearance on The View. Phil talks about fans who have sent him tapes of their phone gags.
Hour 2:
"Amateur Event Photographers" Joining the program live from Paris, Art Griego feels he could have gotten paid good money if he was able to videotape the crash of the Concord.
Hour 3:
Lloyd Bonifide doesn't think suburban women should not be allowed to have guns because his wife accidently shot him. Phil talks about fighting with his wife and the bills.
