Hour 1:
Back from vacation, Phil talks about his trip to Mexico, stations that rerun his show, and his strange fans. Phil welcomes Margaret Gray who wants Phil to give away bumper stickers that say "America: OPEC's Jail Bitch."
Hour 2:
Margaret Grey believes that Mike Tysons "ear biting" comments were very African. Phil welcomes Brass Villehnueva who claims he instigated the recent Staples Center riot.
Hour 3:
Phil discusses the famous "leg crossing scene" in the movie Basic Instinct. Liberals beware, it's Phil The Phrohet! Phil talks about relationships and ordering Tull tickets.