Hour 1:
Margaret Gray joins the program to comment on "America's Funniest Movies." Margaret believes the list shows that America is finally coming to terms with its obsession for cross dressing and gender swapping.
Hour 2:
Aspiring police officer Dave Oliva joins the program to talk about the recent "gang gropings" in Central Park. Dave believes the LAPD would never put up with what the NYPD put up with this weekend.
Hour 3:
The Phil Hendre Show presents "All Queers Must Die" starring Dr.Howard Teal. Phil reads from the book of Leviticus and explains why professional athletes shouldn't talk to the press.