Hour 1:
"Pitfall" Phil welcomes Jim Sadler, who interested in having Phil host a game show called "Pitfall" where visually challenged contestants get a chance to win a million dollars.
Hour 2:
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police joins the program to talk about what he believes is a growing sexual tension between OJ Simpson and Denise Brown Simpson. Phil talks about BBQ'ing corn while stoned.
Hour 3:
"Art Bell does Phil" Phil tells the wonderful story about getting his pool installed, and the "big wigs" that come to watch him do his show.