Hour 1:
PHS flashback "Lloyd Fights his way off hold." Phil talks a little bit about his physical appearance. Steve Bosell says he suffered from a "spontaneous emission" after seeing a poster of Erin Brockovich at a movie theatre, now he wants to sue!
Hour 2:
Bob Bakian reports live from Queensland, Australia where Queen Elizabeth is visiting the country. Mavis Leonard says Elian Gonzales should be familiarized with how things will be for him as a Cuban-American: raking, picking fruit, and blowing leaves. Phil
Hour 3:
"Eating In Church" Roland Schwinn says the Catholic church has "butchered up" the self image of millions of fat and happy people because they won't let him eat in church.