Hour 1:
"Real Tame Stuff" Bobbie Dooley joins the program to talk about a teacher at Western Estates Elementary who she discovered is running an adult website with her husband. Bobbie says the site is nothing to get upset about, it's just a bunch of standard porn
Hour 2:
"Buy My Sperm!" Program Director David Hall (an exceptional, accomplished man) joins the program to offer his sperm to single, lesbian women who are interested in bearing children.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about all the crap he gets for the books he reads. Entertainment columnist Doug Dannger picks the "Top 100 Rock 'N' Roll Songs" of the past millennium.
