Hour 1:
"Soft Drinks for Minorities" Brass promotes "minority friendly" soft drinks such as Yoo-hoo, Otter Pop, Squeeze-It, Bubble Up, and Dr.Brown's Cream Soda. Phil talks about what he got for Christmas and complains about the phone lines going down, David G.H
Hour 2:
Phil rants about the phone company. Entertainment critic Doug Danger picks the "Top 10 Films of the Past Millennium."
Hour 3:
Phil rants about how much the UCLA vs. USC rivalry sucks. Phil and callers discuss the film career of actor Dean Jones.