Hour 1:
The PHS presents... the Vic Prell experience! Phil discusses the most popular baby names of '99. David G. Hall receives a phone call from a man very upset that Vic Prell was making fun of President Regan's Alzheimers.
Hour 2:
Phil discusses why he hates working on the holidays and how much Christmas songs suck. Phil explains what he's gonna do if Y2k actually hits.
Hour 3:
Phil welcomes shock jock "Wack Job" from K99. Santa Claus joins the program and takes calls from kids to find out what they want for Christmas... and then he beats the crap out of Phil!!