Hour 1:
"ATM Safety" Jay Santos & the Citizens Police says the longer a person stands in line at an ATM machine, the bigger the target they become. That's why they're going out this weekend to assist moving people in and out of ATM's as quickly as possible.
Hour 2:
"Old People & Cartoons" Clara Bingham of Joyful Union Senior Center does not allow her residents to watch cartoons or animated festivals because she believes they're only gonna take them further away from reality.
Hour 3:
Joe Dickhead & the Professor's NFL Picks!! Phil talks about the fact that his wife is into football. Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree, Jeff Dowder chimes in!
