Hour 1:
Broadcasting live from Riverside, it's Jim Seal's Auto Farm with their Thanksgiving deals, featuring Bud Dickman. How long have you been stuck in traffic today? Stop by Jim Seal's Auto farm and gobble up the deals!
Hour 2:
"Predatory Lesbians" Roland Schwinn says lesbians have been going into straight bars to make men sexually frustrated... he sees this as a form of sexual abuse.
Hour 3:
Joe Dickhead & the Professor's NFL picks: Turkey Day edition!! Harvey Wireman says his wife has got everybody believing she's a good cook because she orders out food every Thanksgiving.