Hour 1:
"Dignity For All Americans" Dave Oliva calls the program to talk about the freeway sign that shows the silhouette of a man, woman and child running across the freeway. Dave claims the fact that the little girl on the sign no longer holds a teddy bear strips any sympathy for illegal immigrants by removing their last shred of dignity.
Hour 2:
Phil explains the proper way to drink tequila and takes some calls, show intern Bud Dickman says Phil's not explaining it right. Phil talks about his opinion piece that will be appearing in LARadio.com.
Hour 3:
"Sexual Dysfunction" Larry Grover joins the program to talk about his girlfriend who recently asked him see a doctor about his sexual dysfunction. Larry says that there's nothing physically wrong with him because he plays with himself all day long while he waits for her to get home from work.