Monday, December 2, 2002
Show Log by Paul Dintino
Hour 1:
Bobbie & Steve Dooley start things off tonight saying her family won’t get sick on cruise ships because they eat granola and take vitamin c. Phil gives advice on behavior at Christmas parties. Flashback with Vernon Dozier… he’s angry at President Bush for having his Thanksgiving dinner flown in from Texas on Air force One.
Hour 2:
Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he’s doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he’ll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about some middle east news. Chester Shunt comes on and gives a lesson on sponge painting while describing in detail how he murdered a woman. Phil has to go home and kick some ass.