Phil got sidetracked early when a reference he made to Margaret being "bug-eyed" was interpreted by her to mean "anal." She then brought up the song "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by BTO with it's line "she looked at me with those big brown eyes" ("Most women heard that as singular, Phil...'big brown eye' she said") as another offensive example. Vernon Dozier was on the phone at the time and said that the song, because the singer mockingly stutters throughout, was painful for him as he had a stutter as a teenager, although now, he said "I bust it out at parties and it's a big ice-breaker."
Jeff Dowder was going to give us a report on the new iPhone 5, but claimed to have lost his notes "on the 5...not the iPhone 5. I lost my notes on the 5, the I-5." That prompted an argument about what freeways are called.