Bobbie and Steve Dooley represent their PTO in discussing the Karen Klein story from upstate New York. She's the woman who was working as a bus monitor when two middle school boys verbally accosted her and even threatened her physically. Bobbie felt that being a MILF would get the boys attention and they'd be "all polite to me and stuff." She felt that boys that age are likely to poke something with a stick "if it looks freaky."
Harvey Weirman called in with his legal partner Louis "Lunatic" Watson to comment. Watson is so nicknamed because he actually pulled a wad of peanut butter out of his underwear in court once to scare a judge and got 90 days instead for contempt. Harvey made it clear he'd turn those young men on the bus into "superkids, just like we had a supermoon."