Bobbie Dooley told Phil tonight that people are going to now regret the horrible things they said about "JoPa," Joe Paterno that is, since he's been diagnosed with cancer. "Their horrible accusations will make the cancer grow and eat his brain."
Chris Norton, aspiring adult film star and filmmaker, came under fire tonight for saying that while he's produced "The Anal 8" a porn superhero film, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt 1" is the real porn since it's slicked up porn for teenagers. Norton maintained that kids, after watching humans "have ses" with vampires, will go out into the night looking for rabid dogs to "have ses with and get the Rage Virus."
