Margaret Grey told Phil that forcing her son to eat tabasco sauce is the best way for her to teach him that "bird-dogging his own mother" is unacceptable. "He's at that age now Phil where his hormones are kicking in and I don't want to wheel around some afternoon and see him there with his fly open."
Don Parsley solicited donations for his "Pay Pal account" to help "earthquake victims" in Virginia. "There are some parts of Virginia that are so remote Phil I have to go in by way of Whirlybird and rappel down a rope to get to the people. And then you have to make sure you contact the right member of the clan." Don was going to tell Phil the charity he was associated with but "the papers are down in my car and..oh my God...my car's been stolen."
